ALEHOUSE FUTSAL BY HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT

THE GREATEST BAND IN HISTORY HAVE A NEW ALBUM COMING OUT! Sound the bells, honk the klaxon, light the beacons… do whatever you must, for here come Half Man Half Biscuit to rescue you from the mundanity of the day-to-day.

Age does not wither them. If anything, they sound snarkier and more annoyed at everything than usual. Which is fair enough because, we don’t know if you noticed, things are pretty fucking rotten at the moment. Musically, it’s immediately familiar, like pulling on your favourite slippers (with or without biro on the sole) and finding something spiky in the bottom. And congratulations on your brand new 10k PB.

No-One Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin’ Hedge Cut is due out on – inevitably – Probe Plus. They’ll let you order soon.

words by @johnnydobbo

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